🧶 About Funky Chunky Beanies
Bold colours. Big warmth. Small batch.
At Funky Chunky Beanies, we make handmade, high-quality hats designed to keep you cosy — and express your style.
Born out of frustration with boring, flimsy hats, our brand exists to give people something better: warmth that lasts, colours that pop, and a beanie that actually fits your vibe.
Every hat is made in small batches using extra-chunky yarn you won’t find in typical shops — and every piece is crafted with care from our home studio in Scotland.
🎨 Fully Custom. Totally You.
The best part? Every hat is customisable.
Choose your colours, stripes, tones — we’ll stitch it just the way you like it. Whether you want something subtle or full-on rainbow, we’ll create a beanie that’s totally your own.
We didn’t plan on being a custom brand… our customers made it that way. And honestly? It’s the best part of what we do.
🌱 Why Acrylic Yarn?
We use super-soft, high-quality acrylic yarn — and we do it intentionally.
- ✅ Vegan-friendly & cruelty-free
- ✅ Hypoallergenic & itch-free
- ✅ Durable, washable, and mould-resistant
- ✅ Retains heat like a dream
Our hats are designed to last season after season. Fewer resources go into making acrylic yarn than some natural fibres — and since our hats are made to last, it reduces waste too.
Even the tags are made from pleather — stylish, durable, and easier on the planet. And made and designed in the UK
🤝 Made in Scotland, Connected to Community
We source our yarn through a local Dunfermline distributor and support fellow makers at Scottish markets throughout the year.
Crafting beanies may seem small, but it’s become something bigger — a way to connect, give back, and celebrate community through colour and care.
🧵 It’s in the Details
- ✨ Chunky double-wall design keeps your head toasty
- 💪 Pom-poms are hand-stitched, not glued — made to last
- 🧼 Machine washable at 40°C — no fuss, no shrinking
- 🎁 Gifting-friendly — and customers come back for more
Each Funky Chunky Beanie is handcrafted with durability, comfort, and personality in mind. Because hats should do more than warm your head — they should make you feel good.
Wear something made just for you.
Shop the collection or request your own custom design.