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🧶 About Funky Chunky Beanies

Bold colours. Big warmth. Small batch.

At Funky Chunky Beanies, we make handmade, high-quality hats designed to keep you cosy — and express your style.

Born out of frustration with boring, flimsy hats, our brand exists to give people something better: warmth that lasts, colours that pop, and a beanie that actually fits your vibe.

Every hat is made in small batches using extra-chunky yarn you won’t find in typical shops — and every piece is crafted with care from our home studio in Scotland.


🎨 Fully Custom. Totally You.

The best part? Every hat is customisable.

Choose your colours, stripes, tones — we’ll stitch it just the way you like it. Whether you want something subtle or full-on rainbow, we’ll create a beanie that’s totally your own.

We didn’t plan on being a custom brand… our customers made it that way. And honestly? It’s the best part of what we do.

🌱 Why Acrylic Yarn?

We use super-soft, high-quality acrylic yarn — and we do it intentionally.

  • ✅ Vegan-friendly & cruelty-free
  • ✅ Hypoallergenic & itch-free
  • ✅ Durable, washable, and mould-resistant
  • ✅ Retains heat like a dream

Our hats are designed to last season after season. Fewer resources go into making acrylic yarn than some natural fibres — and since our hats are made to last, it reduces waste too.

Even the tags are made from pleather — stylish, durable, and easier on the planet. And made and designed in the UK

🤝 Made in Scotland, Connected to Community

We source our yarn through a local Dunfermline distributor and support fellow makers at Scottish markets throughout the year.

Crafting beanies may seem small, but it’s become something bigger — a way to connect, give back, and celebrate community through colour and care.

🧵 It’s in the Details

  • ✨ Chunky double-wall design keeps your head toasty
  • 💪 Pom-poms are hand-stitched, not glued — made to last
  • 🧼 Machine washable at 40°C — no fuss, no shrinking
  • 🎁 Gifting-friendly — and customers come back for more

Each Funky Chunky Beanie is handcrafted with durability, comfort, and personality in mind. Because hats should do more than warm your head — they should make you feel good.

Wear something made just for you.

Shop the collection or request your own custom design.


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